Monday, August 1, 2011

Mass Email Collection...haih, buat pening kepala

Ni nak bagitau pada sesape yang nak beli email collection tu. Memang lah bila dalam ad tulis yang ada 4 juta koleksi email, dari dalam ngan luar negara. Tapi sebenarnya, email-email yang boleh pakai dalam 40-50% je. Dalam ad siap ckp 98% memang valid. Kalau tengok bebetul, kadang tu dalam list yang dia hantar siap ada 3-4 email yang sama, tapi bila pindah excel, email2 tu cecah 140k, wow! Tapi tolak2 yang duplicates tu tinggallah kurang dari 100k. Bila dah masuk dalam software SendBlaster, dah hantar2, tinggallah dalam 50k. Ni yang betul sampai tanpa bounce-back.

I dah pakai SendBlaster (yang berbayar plak tu) even before org jual email ni beri dengan email-email dia yang banyak tu. Email I sendiri ada dalam 5k, tapi yang ni mmg yang berkualiti. Yep I do business marketing mengikut undang-undang. Ada subscribe dengan unsubscribe link bagai. Hanya hantar newsletter sekali sebulan. Yang x minat boleh unsubscribe, nama terus padam dari database. I am not a spammer, hantar email pelik2, pendek2 & x masuk akal. Only my product. Jadi bila dapat email yang banyak2 ni happy la jugak bole spread the words around. Tingkatkan traffic tingkatkan pendapatan. Rupanya, byk2 pun pening kepala. Nasib baik lah dia jual murah, RM50 aje. 

Cuma rasa kurang puas hati sbb yang di war-warkan lebih hebat, tapi rupanya hampir2 mcm scam lah jugak. Sekarang ni masih filtering email2 yang valid, and one that works, rasanya amek masa sebulan gak ni. Nak buang duplicates dengan nak buang yang invalid, tolak yang email inactive (yang ni kita x dapat tahu sbb email sampai, tapi user da x guna email lagi). Kalau tanya I sebenar-benarnya berapa email yang boleh dipakai dan yang boleh beri kesan kat business you all, only about 30%. Hmn, okay lah kooowt for RM50. 

Tapi kalau korang don't mind about the tedious process nak dapat valid email. Boleh lah hubungi 
EN. MOHD RAMLI BIN ABDUL RAHMAN
ACC MAYBANK 153010587212
EMAIL emailaktif2010@yahoo.com

Wednesday, June 15, 2011

I have just realized...I am becoming a mommy

I felt that I am a normal human being - female having bittersweet life. I did not realized that I am becoming a mommy, or rather the truest meaning of becoming a mommy. After 5 months pregnant. It just dawned on me last night, sinking into my conscience slowly yet very deeply. Suddenly I felt that I cannot play in the drain anymore, I can't jump around in a concert and I can't just pack my bag, jump on a train/bus and off to La-la-Land. I can, but rather not to, because I have a child that I care.

How it happened? My baby's kicking is becoming stronger up to a point it woken me up late at night. I have to sing the lullaby I invented for him - or rather hum (due to heavy drowsiness). 3 months ago I laughed at the thought of singing to my baby. I have a rather croaky voice and I consider myself tone-deaf. Karaoke is something I do when coerced which I will choose songs that are easy to sing and very popular so others will ended up singing along. Hah! Now I have invented a song specially for my baby! I am astounded, fascinated and cartwheel-surprised of myself!

From Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus, Children are from Heaven, I learnt that each children have different ways to learn, participate and feel loved. Each time I read the book I will try to memorize the perceived-important details so that I can plan the trip to the park, what's for dinner and what-not. I am becoming more concern of my child's response to the world and I am kept on remembering I am bringing him into an unknown medium out of his own will. The feeling is very different from owning a cat, the responsibility is tremendously too scary to think. And I am afraid, really afraid.

Yet, I bought his clothes the other day. An overall with little socks, small pants that can't even fit my foot (don't ask why I even try to put it on me). I can't wait to see him, nibble his fingers or small toes or what-else I would like to do. The feeling is great. Too great. To friends who have babies, I envy to my deepest soul and I enjoy seeing the pictures up to a point I would like to kidnap your babies :D

Wednesday, April 27, 2011

En. Salehudin Ahmad...I love you #>,<# -blush-

Ehehehe...
I wonder if you read this...
I hope you read this even 10 years from now...20 years or even when I am gone (or away...lets not make it emotional)
Best if you read this when we are having a fight.
If you do, come gimme a hug okay :DD

Tuesday, April 26, 2011

My baby is big

I went for a checkup today,
As normal, they would check the baby's growth

The nurse said my baby is big
His size is about 18 weeks old,
which should be 16 weeks old only.

Should I feel good about it?
No trace of sugar in my urine,
so it's not diabetic.

So it's just a fat baby?
My baby has eaten 2 weeks worth of food eh
No wonder mummy feels hungry ALL the time.


Monday, April 25, 2011

My Celcom Broadband

I really want to fling it out the window,
I can have intermediate speed by setting 3G only,
but, every 10 minutes the line will be disconnected.
If I succumb to GPRS line,
I can load a page at the rate of a plate of nasi lemak half-finished.

These Celcom people really is the best in cheating business.

Now, I missed a month payment,
I scheduled my bills from online banking,
Dunno why Celcom couldn't accept online payment,
Now that they accepted it,
they cut off my connection because I have not paid full.

I am still paying but my connection is still off,

Sunday, April 24, 2011

Letter to Miss Stomach

Dear Miss Stomach,
I am truly aware of your importance,
however, there are few things I hope to discuss.

I have noticed that you need feeding every 2 hours,
I am imagining you to be a barrel of pure acid,
which is almost scary...
I don't mind that, truly...well half truly,
I am just hoping, for your consideration,
to accept anything that I feed you.
Instead of throwing up things you don't like,
how about you digest them and they will be gone eventually.
For your advantage, the food are very nutritious.

Another is that, you have constantly create cravings,
that I cannot fullfil all the time.
You have had your Pizza Huts, McDs and KFCs,
every other fortnight.
They are full of transfats and other-unhealthy-stuffs,
and I cannot feed you any more durians too,
due to many well-known reasons,
diabetis, dark skinned babies etc
and good durians is only good when you eat it with Mak Ngah.

I hope due to all respect, you could consider my proposal
very thoughtfully.
I cannot take the panic that I have to go through
everytime you yelled out being hungry,
As it has most of the time rendered me helpless,
and causes panic with Mr. Hubby too.
We really don't want to fight over food.

Your consideration is very much appreciated

Thursday, April 21, 2011

Challenges

As parents, our job is not to protect our children from life's challenges but to help them successfully overcome them and grow
John Gray,'Children are from heaven'

Talk to the baby

So now my princess/prince is 15 weeks old.
It's advisable to talk to him/her.
So how should I address princess/prince?
It's a bit awkward not knowing the sex.

Although the Doc, me and Mr. Hubby witness seeing his weewee
during our first scan at 14 weeks.
Which of course not 100% confirm.
Nevertheless, I still would LOVE to talk to my baby.

Friday, April 15, 2011

But we all know the frogs go LA DI DA DI DA

Another frog thingy!
This time it's a song

I just love them
When I was little
I felt deceived after I saw this piece. AHAHAHAHA
I remembered the song until now

Der Glumph went a little green frog one day
Der Glumph went a little green frog
 Der Glumph went a little green frog one day
And he goes Glumph Glumph Glumph Glumph

But we all know the frog goes
La Di Da Di Da
La Di Da Di Da
La Di Da Di Da
we all know the frog goes
La Di Da Di Da
They don't go Glumph Glumph Glumph

Tiddalik the frog

I remembered a funny Australian folk's story
About a frog named 'Tiddalik'

Tiddalik laughing
Tiddalik has drunk all the water in Australia
So the animals gathered to try to make him laugh
Cz that's the only way he will spills out all the water

They tried many different jokes which are so funny
But Tiddalik never seemed interested

The frustrated Platypus got mad
B'cz everyone is making such a hectic noise near his house
and all he wanted to do is sleep (how selfish)

He came up to Tiddalik and scolded him,
telling the monster exactly what's on his mind
Because the way he talks is like blabbering and spitting
Tiddalik got amused and laugh out loud
Spilling all the water, returning it to the lakes, rivers and seas.

Everyone is happy they got their water
and Platypus gets his sleep


Ahh, another book to collect :D

Monday, April 11, 2011

Dragonball

Baru je nak baca Dragonball.
Orang lain mesti dah khatam lama dah.
Interesting how people can create such catchy story
that cannot make you stop reading


Ubat hospital saaaangat tak sedap

yang warna kuning tu

Friday, April 1, 2011

To support and be supported

It really breaks my heart
that I am found to be a hindrance to your job

I have not supported enough?
I have not given enough?

How is it to support anyway?
How is it so to be supported?

Thursday, March 31, 2011

Dahl's Chicken

This is all Kak Rina's fault for making me missing Roald Dahl's books so much
I can read the same book every month without getting bored
(just like I read Harry Potter every year...almost all seven books if I could)

But I don't have my own copy of Roald Dahls now
Excruciatingly heart broken.

“I is reading it hundreds of times,” the BFG said. “And I is still reading it and teaching new words to myself and how to write them. It is the most scrumdiddlyumptious story.”
“Sophie took the book out of his hand.” “Nicholas Nickleby,” she read aloud.
“By Dahl’s Chickens,” the BFG said.
One of the funny stuff I remembered reading is taken from BFG
BFG reads alot of books and self-taught himself to write and read.
One of the books he read is Dahl's Chickens (as how he proudly pronounced it)
LOL! that was so funny I even chuckled to myself right now.
Poor Charles Dickens, if only he knew
Mr. Dahl, and your chickens; you are ingenious!

Thank you Miss Newell of Marrickville Public School, Sydney
you have opened my appetite towards Dahl's works
and I can never have enough.

I would really want to read The Witches...
I have seen the movie...but I bet the original is better

I would collect Roald Dahl's books for my children
So they can enjoy reading
just as much as I do

Thank you books!
Thank you Roald Dahl!

Thank you Mr Yogurt

you know the feeling when you can't eat much
but you are so hungry...you can eat the couch!
yet when you ate, you threw up and feel neusea all the time

uhuh...uhuh, yes that common pregnancy symptom
i felt sooo helpless when i face it
I even caused minor blister in my throat because i vomitted so much

i found out later that yogurt can help very much

the symptoms are all caused by the preggies' hormones
namely progestrone that slows down digestion.
imagine you eat meat...which has time to rot
plus the muscles at your stomach's entrance is slightly open
plus many more changes

but yogurt can enhance the digestion
and helps you feel better even after eating the couch :D


Wednesday, March 30, 2011

Eunuch...those poor castrated men

Those men were castrated by their master to guard harem bedchambers
Okayyy, so they were cut off of their 'joy' but had to watch their master enjoy women eh

They lost the manly power but gain a different one. Quite meaningless

I came across this in a manga I currently reading...
Adoi kesiannya. They even sell young boys for this purpose exclusively.

You can read more about them here

Last Eunuch of China Reveals Secrets

Sunday, March 27, 2011

Bully...huargh huargh

I always get bullied by En. Salehudin.
Oh, he'll do numerous thing just to get me irritated

So this time I had enough with just threatening him
I actually act upon my threats
(since he never believe I will do my threat)

Hehe...I should draw the bed
Because he tried to find refuge under it
Exactly with the pose I drew him in

HUargh huargh huargh

Friday, March 25, 2011

Counselling

I have two students, brothers by blood
who always missed my classes

Good thing the elder brother came to see me today.
Explaning about the situations - family

Living with mother and stepfather
Need to repeat subjects
No financial support
Need to work
Need to find place to stay
No emotional support too.

It reminds me how I had to go through my days back then

I think I will give them counselling support,
I went through mine better when I had had their supports

It's sort of nice to quarrel...

I am very happily married

It's has been sometime since we last quarrel
over some small stupid things

Just last night we had our routine quarrel
and patched up

This morning everything seems lovely and flowery
like nothing is going to ruin my day

So I will engineer another quarrel
when I am bored :D

This is me...

Lately...I've been sleeping late

No reason particularly
Just having off body-timing

But this is me when I wake up 
and still like this when at work

Thursday, March 24, 2011

Sedihnya...

This morning, as usual I went down to the college's cafe to scour for food.

There's a baby girl, very small and frail looking on the owner's table. Covered. Such sweet thing was given to the owner last night at 1 am. 

The mother seems distraught (from the story told by the cafe's owner) since she is disown by her own family, unmarried and 17. The father; not as norm, had stayed through the difficulties. The father's family had taken care of the mother for the past two weeks.

Yet, maybe because of their age limitation that they can't raise the girl. Sent her away to be raised by someone else. Good that it's not given to the welfare home...yet the grandparents agreed to this.

Things had happened, the unwed parents CAN get married despite the shameful circumstances. The girl CAN stay with her parents. The girl CAN have a real family. Only if the parents CAN have the supports. The mother had excellent SPM results, she CAN continue her studies, she CAN have a good future.

I can only see the CAN for this two weeks old girl

The decisions made by the grandparents...it's just too cruel. Everybody needs a family...everybody needs a family.

The last time I write

I wrote something long-winded
even I get bored of reading it again.

So I guess I shouldn't mold peole's mind
and keep it simple.

Hope by that, I get to give more of myself to people.

Wednesday, March 23, 2011

Kita tengok muka awak kita loya

One evening (8 weeks pregnant)...I was working hard to overcome my nauseaness. En. Salehudin came back and as usual he would be a normal pampered little boy wanting hugs and kisses from dear wife.

I can't contain myself and said with a face (he knows it's a joke), "Abang, jangan dekat-dekat. Kita tengok muka awak je kita dah loya dah" (being as straight forward as I am)...

He laid sprawled on the floor side-faced near the wall and mumbled something incomprehensible...

I never knew a 29 years old grown-up man can do such action! Marriage sure change your paradigm.

Yes, my statement is meant for a joke and he responded really well...too well. I ended up laughing out loud and forgotten my nausea.

Thanx abang.
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