Dahl's Chicken

This is all Kak Rina's fault for making me missing Roald Dahl's books so much
I can read the same book every month without getting bored
(just like I read Harry Potter every year...almost all seven books if I could)

But I don't have my own copy of Roald Dahls now
Excruciatingly heart broken.

“I is reading it hundreds of times,” the BFG said. “And I is still reading it and teaching new words to myself and how to write them. It is the most scrumdiddlyumptious story.”
“Sophie took the book out of his hand.” “Nicholas Nickleby,” she read aloud.
“By Dahl’s Chickens,” the BFG said.

One of the funny stuff I remembered reading is taken from BFG
BFG reads alot of books and self-taught himself to write and read.
One of the books he read is Dahl's Chickens (as how he proudly pronounced it)
LOL! that was so funny I even chuckled to myself right now.
Poor Charles Dickens, if only he knew
Mr. Dahl, and your chickens; you are ingenious!

Thank you Miss Newell of Marrickville Public School, Sydney
you have opened my appetite towards Dahl's works
and I can never have enough.

I would really want to read The Witches...
I have seen the movie...but I bet the original is better

I would collect Roald Dahl's books for my children
So they can enjoy reading
just as much as I do

Thank you books!
Thank you Roald Dahl!

Thank you Mr Yogurt

you know the feeling when you can't eat much
but you are so hungry...you can eat the couch!
yet when you ate, you threw up and feel neusea all the time

uhuh...uhuh, yes that common pregnancy symptom
i felt sooo helpless when i face it
I even caused minor blister in my throat because i vomitted so much

i found out later that yogurt can help very much

the symptoms are all caused by the preggies' hormones
namely progestrone that slows down digestion.
imagine you eat meat...which has time to rot
plus the muscles at your stomach's entrance is slightly open
plus many more changes

but yogurt can enhance the digestion
and helps you feel better even after eating the couch :D

Eunuch...those poor castrated men

Those men were castrated by their master to guard harem bedchambers
Okayyy, so they were cut off of their 'joy' but had to watch their master enjoy women eh

They lost the manly power but gain a different one. Quite meaningless

I came across this in a manga I currently reading...
Adoi kesiannya. They even sell young boys for this purpose exclusively.

You can read more about them here

Last Eunuch of China Reveals Secrets

Bully...huargh huargh

I always get bullied by En. Salehudin.
Oh, he'll do numerous thing just to get me irritated

So this time I had enough with just threatening him
I actually act upon my threats
(since he never believe I will do my threat)

Hehe...I should draw the bed
Because he tried to find refuge under it
Exactly with the pose I drew him in

HUargh huargh huargh

Counselling

I have two students, brothers by blood
who always missed my classes

Good thing the elder brother came to see me today.
Explaning about the situations - family

Living with mother and stepfather
Need to repeat subjects
No financial support
Need to work
Need to find place to stay
No emotional support too.

It reminds me how I had to go through my days back then

I think I will give them counselling support,
I went through mine better when I had had their supports

It's sort of nice to quarrel...

I am very happily married

It's has been sometime since we last quarrel
over some small stupid things

Just last night we had our routine quarrel
and patched up

This morning everything seems lovely and flowery
like nothing is going to ruin my day

So I will engineer another quarrel
when I am bored :D

This is me...

Lately...I've been sleeping late

No reason particularly

Just having off body-timing

But this is me when I wake up 

and still like this when at work

Sedihnya...

This morning, as usual I went down to the college's cafe to scour for food.

There's a baby girl, very small and frail looking on the owner's table. Covered. Such sweet thing was given to the owner last night at 1 am. 

The mother seems distraught (from the story told by the cafe's owner) since she is disown by her own family, unmarried and 17. The father; not as norm, had stayed through the difficulties. The father's family had taken care of the mother for the past two weeks.

Yet, maybe because of their age limitation that they can't raise the girl. Sent her away to be raised by someone else. Good that it's not given to the welfare home...yet the grandparents agreed to this.

Things had happened, the unwed parents CAN get married despite the shameful circumstances. The girl CAN stay with her parents. The girl CAN have a real family. Only if the parents CAN have the supports. The mother had excellent SPM results, she CAN continue her studies, she CAN have a good future.

I can only see the CAN for this two weeks old girl

The decisions made by the grandparents...it's just too cruel. Everybody needs a family...everybody needs a family.

The last time I write

I wrote something long-winded
even I get bored of reading it again.

So I guess I shouldn't mold peole's mind
and keep it simple.

Hope by that, I get to give more of myself to people.

Kita tengok muka awak kita loya

One evening (8 weeks pregnant)...I was working hard to overcome my nauseaness. En. Salehudin came back and as usual he would be a normal pampered little boy wanting hugs and kisses from dear wife.

I can't contain myself and said with a face (he knows it's a joke), "Abang, jangan dekat-dekat. Kita tengok muka awak je kita dah loya dah" (being as straight forward as I am)...

He laid sprawled on the floor side-faced near the wall and mumbled something incomprehensible...

I never knew a 29 years old grown-up man can do such action! Marriage sure change your paradigm.

Yes, my statement is meant for a joke and he responded really well...too well. I ended up laughing out loud and forgotten my nausea.

Thanx abang.